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Time:09:16 pm
So, I have, after weeks of study, finally managed to master the arabic script enough to read it, and write in it. No clue what the words mean, but I can write in a new script. Why? Because my character doesn't take notes in English (corporate security ands all), and Farsi (فارسي) is written with a modified arabic alphabet. Woot for dedication to character.
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Time:08:45 pm
Leave a comment and I will
a) tell you why I friended you,
b) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.,
c) tell you something I like about you,
d) tell you a memory I have of you,
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
f) tell you my favorite user pic of yours,
g) in return, you must post this in your LJ.
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Current Music:The delicate cadence of agressive typing.
Current Location:Work
Time:12:07 am
Current Mood:infuriatedinfuriated
Mary, mother of Christ. Old people should be deprived of technology. I am sitting here, at my desk, trying my damndest to walk some old woman through downloading software. It's a simple process, and yet it took the bitch twenty minutes to figure out how to spell wireless. WIRELESS!!!! Holy cow fucking Jesus, wire and less are simple fucking words.

It took me a good ten to get her to just listen to my instructions to actually hit a god damned link. Not to mention the previous twenty it took for her to stop typing the damned address into fucking google.

People, there is no damned God. If there were, the elderly would retain their ability to follow simple directions until we have them put to sleep. Such a wonderful world that would be, were the old were alert until they went nighty night. Then my job would be easier.

Also, while I'm spewing out my bitchy slough of mental masturbation, I think I'll gripe about Nick for a moment. I'm a bitter creature, you all know that, so you likely won't be surprised if I don't stop griping about this for months. you've been warned.

So, on Saturday I drove all the way out to fucking Gold Bar to pick Nick up so we could all hang out. He knew we were going to hang out, and yet the little fucker did two incredibly stupid things. First, he made other plans, second, he made a god damned booty call, and he fucking expected us to drop everything to drive him out there. No, that's not three things, it 1, 2a, and 2b.

Jon and I both tore into him for being a prick, and, when he wouldn't shut up, we finally drove him home, this is after a night of him managing to make a complete ass of not only himself, but both me and Jon.

I bring him over, and immediately began hitting on a random guy sitting on the sofa. He fucking started to sniff his hair. That's right, somebody he never met, and he went up and smelled his hair. Yet it didn't stop there, oh, Christ did it not stop there. He also managed to hit on my friend Jon.

That's right, he actually did that. Needless to say, Jon and I dropped him off in the middle of Gold Bar after making him pay for our time and frustration, and I deleted his number off my phone.

It's official. My taste in men sucks. God damn it. God fucking damn it. Kill me, kill me now.

Edit: Oh, I'm still talking to the old lady. I was supposed to be off at 11:45. Fuck me. Or hug me... after Saturday, I could really, really use a hug.
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Current Music:Ah w' Nos
Subject:Who wins?
Time:12:48 am
Current Mood:contentcontent
I do, know why? This is why:

Came in my fucking nose, though. Wasn't even apologetic.
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Subject:Me Alive? Yep.
Time:04:43 am
Also, in drag!
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Told you! I have been told I look better as a woman than a man... I... well... how the Hell am I supposed to take that?

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Sure, I may be fabulous and shit... but... better? Really? Fuck, I just look like a fat, old russian woman in the Hijab...

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Time:08:06 am
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I bought porn for angelic_cat (-10 points). Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, theflittermouse (-5000 points). In March I stole sierra_zoggs's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I pushed hearthlight in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5038 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

Hmm... I commited genocide. Sweet!
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Time:03:36 pm
1. Reply to this post if you want me to tell you how awesome you are.

2. Watch my journal over the next few days for a post* just about you and why you rock my socks.

3. Post these instructions in your journal and give your friends a much needed dose of love and adoration
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Time:02:18 pm
So, the previous Journal Entry may have been a bit strange, let me clarify.  I made up a character, while drunk, by the name of Delores.  She is an old chain smoking half drunken bitter woman from somewhere in the Eastern United States.  A few of my friends eventually plan to take said character, make videos, and put them on youtube.com .   Why, you may ask?  Because apparently she's funny and bitter and must be shared with the world.

I made a voice post because...well, I never actually heard what the character sounds like.  Now I know.  No wonder it's funny, and no wonder my throat always hurts after doing it.
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Time:11:07 am
Shannon tells me you have started a WoW group for the Chrysalis group.  This tells me two things.  First, you're a nerd, and I love you for that.  Second, i must know more!  MORE!!!!
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Subject:Fill it out, or get stabbed. Those are your options.
Time:04:02 am
1.Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

1. Do we know each other outside of Live Journal?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
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