Last Tuesday I bought porn for angelic_cat (-10 points). Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, theflittermouse (-5000 points). In March I stole sierra_zoggs's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I pushed hearthlight in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5038 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Can you do me a favor? Would you make an LJ post telling lunargypsie that she shouldn't go look in the top of her closet? Today is her birthday and I always like to try doing different things. This would help a lot if you could do it before 5pm or so. Thanks!
Oh, and screen this when you've read it so she doesn't stumble upon it. :D